Wednesday, November 4, 2009

Do I LOOK like a fire hydrant to you?

I've always had mixed feelings about the dog park. The dogs LOVE to go run around and play with other dogs, BUT someone always picks a fight (whether its another dog or another owner), everyone is dusty or muddy, your clothes get slobbery from at least 15 dogs.... but they love it, and I love them.
But I think after our last visit, I made up my mind. And its going to be really hard to get me back there.
I'm standing there, minding my own business, and my leg gets warm...then wet....
I swear it took my mind 5 seconds to process what was going on before I even looked down to see a huge black dog, with his leg lifted, PEEING ON ME. I kicked it away and looked around to see if its owner was nearby so I could tell Blue to go pee on her.
And this lady goes *giggle*"oh sorry, was my dog trying to pee on you?"*giggle*
Me- "Uh yeah... and he did"
And that was it. She walked away. No "oh i'm sorry! I forgot to teach my dog not to pee on people!" or "I'm so sorry! Here, let me get my dog away from you"... I would cry if my dog pee'd on someone, I would be so embarrassed.
Needless to say, I probably wont be going back soon. Sorry Matt & Blue & Zoey :(


Erin Beard said...

hahaha! I wouldn't go back either... actually I would to find that girl and be rude to her. Push her in a pile of dog poop ;)

Kristin said...

Clearly, you and the dog park weren't meant to be. Between made-up dog park adventures with made-up people and becoming a fire hydrant, I think you have every excuse in the world to never visit one again.

Stevenson's said...

That is terrible.. maybe you need a kid, to have throw up and baby pee and poo on you instead, oh and deal with other people's kids, mom's at the park.. hum that is such a toss up...good luck with that. :)